Something for you to hate more than "stance"

Kinja'd!!! "davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
01/30/2014 at 14:43 • Filed to: None

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WHY? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!!!!! Honestly, on an old Impala, I could care less, do what you like, but on a sweet-handling Mazda such as this...?

EDIT - clearly a fake (I was blinded by rage)...


DISCUSSION (29)


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
01/30/2014 at 14:44

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I've seen some pixels in my time.


Kinja'd!!! Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
01/30/2014 at 14:46

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Don't worry this is the original before Photoshop


Kinja'd!!! d00mZ > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
01/30/2014 at 14:46

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DONK. Makes you think though. How does it function? lol


Kinja'd!!! atrombs > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
01/30/2014 at 14:46

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You know it's a shop job right?

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Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > For Sweden
01/30/2014 at 14:46

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Ha! My rage clouded my BS - filter...


Kinja'd!!! N/A POWAAAHH > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
01/30/2014 at 14:46

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It's shooped, it's really an impala


Kinja'd!!! Tentacle, Dutchman, drives French > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
01/30/2014 at 14:46

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You didn't notice that the mirror throws a hard shadow... yet the rest of the car, or the folks around it, cast a diffuse shadow?

In other words, the red Mazda was shot in direct sunlight, while the rest was shot in overcast conditions...

I'll leave the rest of it to you.


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
01/30/2014 at 14:46

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So 'shopped, much wheels, WOW


Kinja'd!!! Steve Zissou > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
01/30/2014 at 14:46

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Yep...definitely a god-awful photoshop.


Kinja'd!!! vdub_nut: scooter snob > For Sweden
01/30/2014 at 14:47

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Isn't the original a corvette? Or is that a photoshop too?


Kinja'd!!! UserNotFound > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
01/30/2014 at 14:47

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Seen shops in my time and such.

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Kinja'd!!! ColoradoTaco > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
01/30/2014 at 14:48

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Beacuse it's his car and not your car?


Kinja'd!!! puddler > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
01/30/2014 at 14:48

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hey, it's a stanced bro-car!


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > vdub_nut: scooter snob
01/30/2014 at 14:49

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Other's have posted the original in other threads to this post.


Kinja'd!!! lonestranger > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
01/30/2014 at 14:49

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Kinja'd!!! puddler > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
01/30/2014 at 14:49

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your man card has been revoked. you can have it back after 90 days of doge-less commenting.


Kinja'd!!! Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
01/30/2014 at 14:50

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Kinja'd!!! Chris Clarke > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
01/30/2014 at 14:56

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Obligatory.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
01/30/2014 at 15:00

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I actually prefer donks to stance. Donks are just ridiculous and celebrate that. Stance is trying to look like...something sorta performance-y while actually performing worse.


Kinja'd!!! vdub_nut: scooter snob > For Sweden
01/30/2014 at 15:01

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I see that now. I asked before those were posted though.


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > puddler
01/30/2014 at 15:03

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No promises.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > vdub_nut: scooter snob
01/30/2014 at 15:03

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I know; I was pointing you in that direction instead of posting the image a third time in this section.


Kinja'd!!! BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
01/30/2014 at 15:03

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Sorry to be a grammar Nazi, but 'I could care less' logically means that you actually do care if they donk an Impala.

The right phrase is 'I couldn't care less'.

I agree with the post wholeheartedly though, unless your area is prone to flooding...

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Kinja'd!!! The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
01/30/2014 at 15:04

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I'm the other way around. I think both cases would be dumb, but I would rather spare the classic Buick and be indifferent towards the Mazda.


Kinja'd!!! puddler > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
01/30/2014 at 15:06

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haha, you know, i really oughtta make & laminate man cards. but they wouldn't be sold, they'd have to be earned.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
01/30/2014 at 15:08

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would the mazda rotary even have the torque to turn those giganto wheels?


Kinja'd!!! KnifeKnut > Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS
01/30/2014 at 19:03

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Kinja'd!!! wkiernan > MonkeePuzzle
01/30/2014 at 21:31

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You might have to change the pinion gears.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > wkiernan
01/31/2014 at 01:44

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and apex seals #RotaryWords